Your Wife is Cheatin on Both of Us
words by Jackson Rohm and Jane Fischer, music by Rohm

I must confess, should’ve known better
She’d wake me up at half past four
To sneak me out the cellar door
I must admit, I should have asked her
Why she always whispered on the phone
But how could I have known
She was telling lies,
We met at the motel and she showed up in disguise

Your wife, (she’s dangerous)
Your wife, (it’s scandalous)
Your wife is cheatin’ on both of us
Ah yeah, she’s cheatin’ on both of us

She’s all the rage at the office
All the top salesmen in town
Get a raise when she’s around
She’s quite a hit at the grocery
That butcher’s always givin’ her the bone
But how could I have known
She would be untrue
Here I thought I had it bad
She’s married fifteen years to you

Your wife, (she’s dangerous)
Your wife, (it’s scandalous)
Your wife is cheatin’ on both of us
Ah yeah, she’s cheatin’ on both of us

She’s been on the street
It’s time you realize
You’re home counting sheep
She pulled the wool over your eyes

Your wife, (she’s dangerous)
Your wife, (it’s scandalous)
Your wife is cheatin’ on both of us
Ah yeah, she’s cheatin’ on both of us